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He’s an over-the-top meathead who perfectly summarizes himself with this one line as he prepares for a brawl. Wade? Dopinder: Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca?

[whispering] I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. But we can’t really live till we’ve died a little, can we? Weasel: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser?! You want to fight for what's right, sometimes you have to fight dirty.” - Deadpool. Nick Ghizas was the visual effects manager for "Deadpool 2." You’re hired! With that many great bits of dialogue, it can be difficult to recall all of the funniest (and sometimes poignant) moments without a complete script in front of you. Domino: Everyone! [referring to Vanessa] He’s dead. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Deadpool: You’re welcome, Canada. Deadpool: You know what we need to do? Your souls are beyond redemption! He’s going in through the back! Deadpool: Say "fuck" for me. One: is dubstep still a thing? Here we go. Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool] I'm gonna rip you in half now. We’re not, there’s no X-Force! Deadpool: No offense, but if you know so much, why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? [to himself as he walks away] No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! Deadpool 2 is an R-rated film, and that is reflected in its dialogue, as are key moments from the movie itself. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman. Deadpool: I’m pretty sure you did. Cable’s relentlessly dark worldview and violent attitude are made much more amusing based on this comparison to the DC films of Zack Snyder.

Do you see that beautiful bright light? Rock, meet Bottom. [Deadpool travels back in time before Peter is killed] Just keep looking.” - Deadpool. Moments after Vanessa is shot and killed, these credits act as an audience surrogate and manage to provide some laughs when they are desperately needed. I’m going to go make dessert. What a d**k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? Dopinder: Courage. Cable: Because of you, I’ll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Blind Al: I heard the news, sweetie.

Oh, but Paul! Cable: There’s a knife in your d**k, yes. Deadpool: Well, I’m not even going to attempt that. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Domino: Yes, it is. Deadpool: No, you did it for me. [referring to Russell] Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! The point is, our group will be forward thinking. That piece of shit - he deserves to die for what he did to you. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home. [waves back]. [she turns and leaves] Deadpool: That's RoboCop! Deadpool: Family was always an F-word to me. Cable: We don't have a lot of time. Colossus: Take your mask off, Wade.

I have three questions then. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Give him a chance. Let’s go tip to tip. You are not your father. Overall, Deadpool 2 is just another awesome piece in this series. Deadpool 2 Script 20th Century Fox. Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, “No, it isn’t.” [fires at Weapon XI again] And when he does, say yes. [he hugs Cable] Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). Your friend's about to make his first kill. You can go first. Woodpecker. Juggernaut: "Let's Fuck Some Shit Up" is my legal middle name. Deadpool: Oh! Question: Why is the man's groin blurred out in the fight-scene at the Japanese sauna? Weasel: Yeah, we still have Bowie. Deadpool: No, I’m sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. Vanessa: Pretty sure it doesn’t work that way, but we can try. What kind of spineless shitstick tries to kill a 14-year old boy? Domino: F***, you are dumb. Deadpool: Hey! Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still can’t talk about it. I never should’ve left you in that prison. Deadpool: The Lord works in mysterious ways... don't I? Deadpool: But here’s the thing, isn’t that how it always works?

Cable: Let's see your soul, perv! Let’s flip a coin, okay? Just walk away. You become everything he says you are, but worse. (01:10:45 - 01:12:35), Trivia: On the scrolling text during the news broadcast it says "Notorious bank robbers Westervelt and Ghizas arrested Sunday evening after high speed chase." Comic book action adventure sequel directed by David Leitch. You sure you're not from the DC universe? The walls of Xavier’s mansion are plastered with paintings of classic thinkers, including Karl Marx in a clever moment of subversion. My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. - May 22, 2018 03:19 pm EDT. Deadpool: You guys coming with us? Domino: Isn't that a little derivative? You used the last of your fuel. Easily one of the funniest lines of Deadpool 2, this bit manages to do three things all at once. And three, at what point do audiences say, “Enough with the robotic arms?”. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Go home. You can unsubscribe at any time. Descargalos gratis en todos tus dispositivos pc smartphone o tablet. Deadpool: Nope, we're not!

Overall, Deadpool 2 is just another awesome piece in this series. It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.” - Blind Al. Deadpool: We need them tough, morally flexible and young enough to carry a franchise for 10-12 years. Blind Al: Listen to the pain. Deadpool: Well, come here. Just cleaning up the timeline. Deadpool: [voice over] F*** Wolverine. © 2020 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. Last christmas movie trailer. Don’t stare directly into that. Cable: The name's Cable. I am. Just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius bar. Deadpool: [yelling] And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Deadpool: She’s great. F***! Men!

Weasel: Yeah, but what I mean is, like, the world "selfless". At least we still have Bowie. Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. Dopinder: I want to become a contract killer. [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun] The best quotes from Deadpool 2 (2018). Dopinder: When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time, and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more..." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst...! He’s inside! I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.”. So, you’re from the future. X-Force! One, two, three. Deadpool: As a former X-Man… Is that what the joke was? [Deadpool shoots him through the head from behind.

You become everything he says you are, but worse. Just walk away! Our Favorite Quotes: 'Listen to the pain.

Deadpool: I’m Batman.

[first lines] Firefist: Stay back or [points at Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Justin Bieber dies! Cable: [about Firefist] Told you this little fucker's too far gone. It doesn't have to go this way! I don't mean right now. She’s gone. Which literally translates to, “I don’t bargain, pumpkin f***er.”. Show Metadata Hide Metadata.

I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. Russell: You can’t stop me, Wade! The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. You’re not a f***ing hero. Deadpool: Oh, so you're from the future? Deadpool: I don’t know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. Two, which Sharknado are we on? My heart is in the right place. “I'll be the first to admit: This did not go according to plan. Contact me | Privacy policy | Join the mailing list | Links. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group’s name. Deadpool: No!

[pats Peter on the cheek]. Just once. Deadpool: I’m sorry. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Best Quotes, Comic Book Quotes | 1 comment, Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapičić, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Justin Bieber. Blind Al: Probably something terrible, knowing you. Watching Deadpool and Cable team up is a joy, especially as they begin to respect one another just a little bit, and killing pedophiles makes the wanton slaughter difficult to reject. Design and text © 1996 - 2020 Jon Sandys. Deadpool 2 stands up to viewers’ expectations and has raised the bar set by Deadpool. Besides, I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. This line captures Deadpool’s approach to being a hero, one that is much more gray, but still manages to make the world a better place. Give me a bow and arrow, I’m basically Hawkeye.

Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe? [he flips the coin] But there’s a reason why I’m here, and I’ll know when I know. Domino: Oh, lucky me. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. [tosses the device back to Deadpool]. Deadpool: What am I going to do, Al? Domino: Peter! Deadpool: Ha! From start to finish the movie delivers multiple laugh lines every minute, hardly giving audiences a single moment to catch their breath.

“Can you speak up? Good day. Cable: I got two charges. Cable : I was born into war, bred into it.

No Deadpool lover can ever forget those hysterically funny one-liners. 2 Share #1. Better than we used to be. He's never had anyone, ever. I’m about to do something terrible.

Deadpool: You’re so dark! Deadpool: What’s your shtick? Deadpool: Yes. No more! Cable: Here’s a spoiler alert.

[Dopinder suddenly runs over the headmaster, followed by silence]. You don’t want to hurt anyone. [Shot in the head by Deadpool]. I loved her like an ocean loves water.

I love dubstep! Domino: Isn’t that a little derivative? Russ- where are you? I f***ing did this. It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Dirk Westervelt was the film editor for "Deadpool 2." If there's anything you take away today, other than the need to Google 'what the fuck is dubstep,' it's that we all need to belong to someone.”. All rights reserved. Juggernaut: “Let’s f*** some s**t up” is my legal middle name.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [enters the room with Yukio] Understatement of the year. The first Deadpool ended with Colossus putting forward a classic concept of heroism only to have it rejected. Deadpool: You're absolutely right. Deadpool: Okay. It takes down Cable’s overbearing masculinity, pokes fun at the eternally uncool fanny pack, and references the pouch-driven art of Rob Liefeld, co-creator of Cable and Deadpool.

Domino: It means that I don’t know yet. Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. [takes out a knife]. Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up? You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?” “Blind Al: Love is blind, Wade.” “Deadpool: No. You are not judge, jury or executioner! Add more and vote on your favourites! Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. Deadpool: Look, eventually, you're gonna hang up the claws, and that's gonna make a lot of people very sad. Deadpool: Go home, Sugarbear. “Blind Al: Looks aren’t everything.” “Deadpool: Looks ARE everything! “‘Let’s F*ck Some Shit Up’ is my middle name.” - The Juggernaut. I didn't lie on what kind of film this was. [they continue their fight]. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. Deadpool: Luck isn’t a superpower. And that is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard. Deadpool: But here's the thing - isn't that how it always works? Deadpool: [holding a gun on Cable] Talk! Deadpool: Good news and bad news. Having learned that Deadpool masturbates in the soap dispenser, Colossus innocence is once again undermined as he stares at his hands in disbelief.


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